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" Quotes and Sayings About in bed

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

Alone Argument Sleep Bed
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Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed.

Bed Good Extremely Broke
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Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.

Bed Born Embarrassing Fact
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Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.

Altogether Bed Ceiling Colored
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The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress.

Bed Breakfast Dress Eat
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I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.
Bed Being Home I Can
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The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.

Perfect Date Me Would
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The only two places where I can read for long stretches are in airplanes and in bed at nighttime.

Airplane Bed I Can Long
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What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Bed Chanel Course Wear
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I am so in love with just lying in bed listening to Mozart.

Am Bed IAm Just
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I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.

Bed Car ILove Love
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Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

Be Brave Bed Brave Desire
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The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

Feeling Sleepiness Bed Meanest
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“Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.”
Trust Woman Eat Lousy
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

Bed Before Dark Fast
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Stay In bed Make money
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There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.

Many ways Die Bed
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My dream has always been to suspend myself in space when I write, and lying horizontal in bed is the closest to doing that.

Always Bed Been Closest
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In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.

Allowing Always Bed Been
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Every day I wake up and I lay in bed counting my blessings and saying my prayers for how fortunate I am to have great fans and health and family.

Am Bed Blessings Counting
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When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.
Bed Diseases Expect Gets
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I like to be in my pajamas all day. Sometimes I don't wash for days because I like to read and sit around. I like to eat in bed.

All Day Around Because Bed
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Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

Never lie In bed At night Asking yourself
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Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Men Good looking Never good In bed
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